1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna
eat the next thing that comes outta it's behind."
3. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
4. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
5. Why does an OB-GYN leave the room while a woman gets undressed if
they're going to look up there anyway?
6. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
7. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
8. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
9. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
10. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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