Saturday, November 21, 2009

Will Rogers Said It...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

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