Top Ten Things Men Don't Say

10. "Screw the game... Rosie's on!"

9. "Excuse me, Sir, I'm really, realy lost. Could you give me directions?"

8. "I don't really care for beer... too filling. White wine for me, please."

7. "Honey...you up for some shoe shopping?"

6. "Oh, sure she's great looking, but what about her personality, hmmm?"

5. "I'm just feeling so fat right now. I think I'll get a nice salad instead."

4. "I can't go out tonight. I've got nothing to wear!"

3. "Well, I was reading Cosmo, and it said..."

2. Um, Joe? Do you ever get that not-so-fresh feeling?"

1. "A greeting card?! This is way better than power tools."