1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
2. Never go anywhere without WD-40 and Duct Tape.
3. The four most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship– "I'm sorrry" and "You’re right." Just make sure you don't get it in reverse and say-- "You're sorry" and "I'm right!"
4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
5. For Women (and Men, too!) Never make a big decision when you are hormonal!
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