Monday, May 10, 2010

A LITTLE CHILD SHALL LEAD THEM?!

THE FOLLOWING ARE RESPONSES GIVEN BY 1ST GRADERS WHO FILLED IN THE SECOND HALF TO SOME WELL KNOWN PROVERBS-- WELL, AT LEAST THEY ARE WELL-KNOWN TO US OLD FOLKS.

1. Don't change horses-- until they stop running.

2. Strike while the-- bug is close.

3. It's always darkest before-- Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of-- termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but-- How?

6. Don't bite the hand that-- looks dirty.

7. No news is-- impossible.

8. A miss is as good as a-- Mr.

9. You can't teach an old dog new-- Math.

10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll-- stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust-- Me.

12. The pen is mightier than the-- pigs.

13. An idle mind-- is the best way to relax.

14. Where there's smoke there's-- pollution.

15. Happy the bride who-- gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is-- not much.

17. Two's company, three's-- the Musketeers.

18. Don't put off till tomorrow-- what you put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh & the world laughs with you, cry and-- You have to blow your nose.

20. There are none so blind as-- Stevie Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not-- spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don't succeed-- get new batteries.

23. You get out of something only what you-- See in the picture on the box.

24. When the blind lead the blind-- get out of the way.

25. A bird in the hand-- is going to poop on you.

And the WINNER and last one!

26. Better late than-- pregnant.

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