HUMOR THERAPY

A Dozen Ways to Aid "Going Sane"

1. At lunch time, sit In your car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars-- then count the number of cars that slow down!

2. Page yourself over the intercom and don't disguise your voice.

3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine highs, switch to Espresso.

4. In The Memo Field of all your checks, write For Smuggling Diamonds.

5. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

6. Next time you go out to eat, order a diet water.

7. Next time you get a burger at a drive-through, say, "This order is to go."

8. Five days In advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because
you'll be having a bad day.

9. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"

10. When leaving the zoo, run toward the parking lot, yelling
"Run for your lives! They're loose!"

11. Over dinner, announce to your children, "Due to the economy, we have to let one of you go."

12. And the final way to continue Going Sane-- Send "humor therapy" to everyone in your address book!