If You're Ever on Jeopardy...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.(Wow!)

A pig's "orgasm" lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy, but I'm still not over that pig !!!)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Don't try this at home; maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the...?")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (Now that would be a sight!)

Catfish have 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (So,how do you vote--pig or lion? Quality or quantity?)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Could have fooled me.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Does that means talking is like pumping iron?)

Right-handed people, on average, live nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Sounds good to me.)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how that was discovered?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Does the pig know that?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.

In other words, send it to everyone!
(God sure loved that pig!)