Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Messing With Your Head

1. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

2. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

3. If you eat pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

4. Women like silent men, they think they're listening.

5. Procastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

6. If you try to fail, yet succeed, which have you done?

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