Friday, August 14, 2009

Murphy's Law

If bread falls from the table, it will always fall jelly side down.

If anything can go wrong, it will. And it will be all your fault, and everyone will know it.

If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

The hidden flaw never stays hidden for long.

Mother nature is a bitch.

Things get worse under pressure.

Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.

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