TIME CHANGES THINGS

WHAT A DIFFERENCE 30 YEARS MAKE.
1979: Long hair
2009: Longing for hair

1979: KEG
2009: EKG

1979: Acid rock
2009: Acid reflux

1979: Moving to California because it's cool
2009: Moving to California because it's warm

1979: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2009: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1979: Seeds and stems
2009: Roughage

1979: Hoping for a BMW
2009: Hoping for a BM

1979: The Grateful Dead
2009: Dr. Kevorkian

1979: Going to a new, hip joint
2009: Receiving a new hip joint

1979: Rolling Stones
2009: Kidney Stones

1979: Being called into to the principal's office
2009: Calling the principal's office

1979: Disco
2009: Costco

1979: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
20004: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1979: Passing the drivers' test
2009: Passing the vision test