Thursday, June 4, 2009

Life View of a Pessimist

Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.

Everything goes wrong all at once.

Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

Enough research will tend to support whatever theory.

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Everything takes longer than you think.

Everything takes longer than it takes.

If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

Every solution breeds new problems.

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