1. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
2. Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?
3. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?
4. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say? "That hurt!!!!!!!"
5. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
7. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
8. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
9. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it in the first place?
10. And my favorite...... The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay... yikes!!!!
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