It 's not whether you win or lose,
But how you place the blame.
We have enough youth.
How about a fountain of "smart"?
The original point and click interface
Was a Smith & Wesson.
A fool and his money
Can throw one heck of a party.
Five days a week my body is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park.
Learn From Your Parents' Mistakes
Use Birth Control.
Money isn't everything,
But it sure keeps the kids in touch.
If at first you don't succeed
Skydiving is not for you.
We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.
Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
One good thing about Alzheimer's is
You get to meet new people every day.
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
To produce reproductive organs.
Artificial Intelligence Is
No Match For Natural Stupidity.
The latest survey shows that
Three out of four people make
Up 75% of the population
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