Cold is a Relative Thing

It's all about what you think "normal" is...

65°
Arizonans turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.

60°
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Minnesota sunbathe.

50°
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down..

40°
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats..
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.

35°
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20°
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close the windows.

0°
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.

-10°
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.

-20°
Washington DC runs out of hot air. (Ya think? Nah.).
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.

-30°
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the snowmobile. (Hey, We got ours going!)

-40°
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Minnesota start saying...."Cold enough for ya?"

-50°
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.