Friday, January 7, 2011

You'll Never Hear a Redneck Say...

"You can’t feed that to the dog."

"Wrasslin’s fake."

"I thought Graceland was tacky."

"Who’s Richard Petty?"

"I’ve got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl."

"Checkmate."

"Does this salad bar have bean sprouts?"

"She’s too old to be wearing that bikini."

"Alex, I’ll take Shakespeare for $100."

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