Top Ten "NEVERS"

Never stand between a dog and a fire plug.

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Never try to teach a pig to dance.

Never roller skate in a buffalo herd.

Never try to make a silk purse from a sow’s ear.

Never try to shove a cat.

Never try to “herd” marbles.

Never try to heat an oven with snowballs.

Never try to start a fire with ice cubes.

Never try to baptize a cat.