Bubba, while not the brightest bulb in a socket, was a gifted portrait artist. His fame grew and soon people from all over the country were coming to him for paintings.
One day a beautiful young woman pulled up to his house in a stretch limo. She asked Bubba if he would paint her in the nude. This was the first time anyone had made just a request. The beautiful lady said money was no object; she was willing to pay $50,000.
Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Bubba asked the lady to wait while he went in the house and conferred with Betty Lou, his wife. In a few minutes he returned and said to the lady, "Okay, I'll paint ya nekkid, but I'll have ta leave my socks on, so's I can have some place to wipe my brushes."
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
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