COWBOY LOGIC

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong.

* Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.

* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

That's Bad Luck

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
Rodney Dangerfield

GOOD SERMON

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
George Burns

Ms. Lillian Said It

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself,'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'
Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

THE IMPACT OF WAR

We went in as young boys and came out as old men.

Billy Lewis-- B-17 Middle Gunner after 45 bombing missions in WW II.

WORDS THAT I LOVE

Did you ever think about the words you never tire of hearing such as: I love you; thank you; I'm Daddy's girl; your kids are great; and many many others. There's another one for me that I never tire of hearing-- It's Football Time in Tennessee!

Words from Charles Darwin

The highest possible stage in moral culture is when we recognize that we ought to control our thoughts.

It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change.

We must, however, acknowledge as it seems to me, that a man with all his noble qualities...still bears in his bodily frame the indelible stamp of his lowly origin.