I LIKE IT!

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well preserved piece, but to skid across the line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, leaking oil, shouting GERONIMO!

From my nephew-- Brad Box, attorney at law.

The Essence of Rationalization

There's always something to be thankful for. If you can't pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors.

Messing With Your Head

1. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

2. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

3. If you eat pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

4. Women like silent men, they think they're listening.

5. Procastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

6. If you try to fail, yet succeed, which have you done?

Five Things You Can't Retrieve

1) The Stone...........after it's thrown,
(2) The Word...............after it's said,
(3) The Occasion......after it's missed,
(4) The Time.............after it's gone,
(5) A Person..............after they're dead.

Thoughts to Consider

1. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

3. I doubt, therefore I might be.

4. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.

5. Never sweat the petty things and never pet the sweaty things.

Ask a Child...

A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Mary and Joseph took Jesus to Jerusaleum with them? A little boy spoke up, "Because they couldn't get a baby sitter?"

Paradox

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.